Yeah, that's not going too well

The Fleggburgh zoo place has a couple but wouldn't let me borrow one even "to talk for a short walk at the weekend", which I thought was just petty. I then obtained a small tiger cub and attempted to train it by placing its food on a picture of Andy Hughes each day, but it just ended up licking the picture when there was no food on it, so it had to go. Back to square one, really - leaving some kind of tiger food trail up to Andy Hughes's front door and hoping for a freak accident resulting in the nearby release of a tiger is the best I can do at the moment.

Honestly I can't see why the club won't go for it as a pre-match entertainment - it would save them on the salary as well.

Posted By: Partial Angler, May 22, 17:14:09