Listen up shlubs...

The Overlord of the Oxford dictionary is back to tilt the bejesus out of my shlub-a-lub universe.

Did you miss me....be honest...you did....
I took a day off as you shlubs can have too much of a good thing.

I see Europe is baking in record temperatures.....
A number of you shlubs made fun of Air conditioners in both the home and vehicles.....it's one of the best inventions ever.

In a shocking turn of events some people like the new shirt and some don't.

For those who hate on Elon, that f**king Starlink is amazing on cruise ships. You can watch 4K Ladyboy porn in the middle of the ocean.
Technology is amazing.
God bless you Saint Elon of chick banging.

Talking of Fanny Rot.
See that a lot of the MPs are taking side gigs to make ends meet.
Apparently somebody paid Liz Truss 80k for her economic expertise.
Next they will pay Philip Schofield for his workplace HR advice.

Word on the street is the new film
Oppenheimer is the f**king bomb (pun intended)
Science rules but it looks like all the Hollywood Types are all on strike. I saw them on the TV stepping over homeless people to complain their trailer isn't big enough.
It's a sob story the common man can relate to.
I'm a fancy man so that doesn't apply to me.

Over and out.

Posted By: usacanary, Jul 15, 03:49:52