Listen up shlubs...

The Titanic Tycoon of Tiltsville is back....

The big secret is out of the bag.
My bet was on Dame Esther Rantzen but it turns out it was someone else paying for crack via an intermediary.

Some may claim I'm wrong but they said the same thing when I outed Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville.
Give it time. Cyril Fletcher knew...

Elon is getting more Trumpy by the day.
Stiffing his former employees the agreed severances and then complaining when they went to threads.
Elon should stick to the three things he is an expert in. Cars, spaceships and f**king...

Talking of Trump my sources say not only will he get indicted again within the next month but will be indicted TWICE within the next month for new and separate crimes.
Nailed my last prediction on Trump....will nail this one.

If you ain't down with the goat then go s**t in ya hat...

Posted By: usacanary, Jul 13, 02:18:13