Listen up shlubs...

The Maharaja of Masterdom is back for your pleasure, education and plumbing advice.

I know the people are all asking....

How do you come up with this amazing stuff every single day, it must be so difficult....

Truth is...it's not.

I'm a f**king genius so it's basically a piece of piss...
You are welcome.

ChatGPT called me the other day for advice.
Even AI wants to be me.

I see Aretha Franklin's Kidz have been fighting over the money.
And amazingly found a new hand written Will down the back of the sofa....that's f**king convenient...

FFS love, you should have spent all the cash on luxury cruises and hot tubs before your s**tty relatives fought over your bones.

That's my f**king plan!

Talking of blowing money....

When you earn half a Milly a year it's so tempting to spend 35K on naked pics of a crackhead....
(Been there , done that with numerous Ladyboys)

The strange thing is you can go on pornhub and see naked crackheads for free....

Talking of pornhub I knew a guy who was into Amputee Porn...
Not judging but....hmmmmmmmm.

Posted By: usacanary, Jul 12, 02:08:22