Listen up Shlubs...

The biggie big-meister is dropping knowledge on ya craniums.
Truth bombs incoming.

Normal service is resumed with British sport..
Pulling defeat from the jaws of victory should be enough to win sports personality of the year.
The British love a heroic loser..
(Winnerz ya like to take down a peg or two)

In the words of Ricky Bobbie... If you ain't first...yer Last (Lost)

There was a tinge of sadness that SCC turned on Mugsy yesterday.
He will have to find new jerking material alongside Dean Smith in a dress.

As I come to the end of another cruise I just wanted to say I had a terrible time.
All these people plying me with fine food and booze while waiting on me hand and foot.
It was just like being on the frontline in the Ukraine.

For those knob jobberz who compare it to Butlins....
Go s**t in ya hat.

Posted By: usacanary, Jul 8, 02:32:38