Contestants summary for those that missed the show

Bonna - real name Bonnie but can't pronounce it. Thick chavette slapper who w**ks a lot.
Dawn - sociopath. Hide all sharp knives in the house before taking a shower.
George - posh c**t from public school who's f**ked Princess Beatrice.
Glyn - narcissistic self-obsessed t**t. Self-proclaimed babe-magnet due to hot bod plus "complex personality", which sadly seemed to have gone missing on day one.
Grace - posh b***h from public school whos Mumsy bought her a ?350,000 flat in Notting Hill when she was 18. Mind you, I would.
Imogen - "bar hostess" i.e. prostitute from Wales. Thing is she's well fit and I feel all dirty fancying her cos she's a "pro" and I feel all prudish about commercial sex.
Lea - siamiase twin of a pair of bean bags. As usual with the chronically surgically enhanced, brittle and insecure behind a wall of "I don't care if they hate me"
Lisa - f**king gobby b***h
Mikey - eye candy for the laydeez
Nikki - makes Chantelle look like an intellectual, and Jodie Marsh look well-balanced
Pete - has an amusing mental illness which Channel Four and Endemol can exploit for money. Quality.
Richard - wasn't he in Right Said Fred?
Sezer - wishes he was on The Apprentice. All the laydeez fancy him, but not quite as much as he does himself
Shahbaz - Kamal's more extrovert twin

Posted By: Partial Angler, May 19, 16:10:40