Reports are coming in that in Durban...
A South African gold miner lost his leg in an accident. Realising the extent of the injury and choking back the tears he cried:
"It's over! Who's gonna want a one-legged gold digger?"
Then his phone rang.
"It's for you...It's Paul McCartney."
Posted By: Duck, May 19, 15:45:52
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- Paul McCartney has offered to give Heather a Plane as part of the settlement
Posted By: Tony Martin, May 19, 15:53:24 - 1What's got three legs and lives on a farm?
Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:48:25
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