Sports Day 2023/24 (With apologies to BWOD and OG)

We have done so well at Sports Day in recent years. When Daniel was Sports Teacher we did fantastic. Not only did we run and throw better than anyone else, we did it so aesthetically which matters more than anything else. However the Head of Sport has changed and under David we just ran about in random circles, hopefully he can get us in a straight line next season. There is a rumour Daniel will take over as Head of Sport at a nasty cheating School from Yorkshire! Please no, he may well make them good. Even worse, after 4 years in Special Needs our local rival School 'St Turds School for Trainee Binmen' has been readmitted to Sports Day. Things look bleak.... or do they? OTBC.

Posted By: Saucerer, Jun 15, 17:33:42