Carrying on Conker's theme for a day's summary for the night owls

I'm bored at work, so here goes

Big brother is starting, some people are excited - like panda, but Ben has put a filter in place. Meanwhile, Brommy ran over a pheasant with Ben?s old car, and despite recommendations to take it to a butchers for ?40, it was dismissed as bulls**t. The pheasant wasn?t in a good state anyway.
Henry is widely recognised across the board as being Mr Blubbity, but a debate raged as to whether or not Lehmann should have been sent off. No definite conclusions were reached, but it just went on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on on and on.
Brandonio was glad Barcelona won, but was accused of denying he is British. That annoys squirrel, much to the agreement of Worthyhatesfans, who accused him of having a chip on his shoulder with deep psychological problems. However, Brandonio just hates blubbity England fans, but he will forever love Norwich.
Both the NME tour and Ninjas caused some excitement, as did first record purchases. John Terry is a drunken lout who?s cheated on his knocked up wife. Apparently it?s ok to throw bottles at passing cars while drunk, and Italian football is rigged.
Brommy committed a board violation on his very own board violation to google it (lazy f**k), and Conker is into taking pictures of work colleagues and pasting on weird photos, whilst the Rose tavern was the place to be in Norwich for the final. Pants has sore ankles, not blisters as he claimed, and the best remedy for it is getting someone to piss on them for him.
Ashton is also a judas.

Posted By: Inbred Yokel, May 18, 15:52:29