Spurs emails circulating merrily now

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal were robbed!" Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Wenger told his wife he was going out shopping.
"What are you going for?" she asked.
Wenger replied, "I'm getting some cheese, some wine, oh and a new pair of gloves for Lehmann."
"Sounds like a good swap to me"

Posted By: Old Git, May 18, 14:51:29