That's only at the start

Apparently there are a hundred golden tickets hidden inside bags of chicken feed. After psychological screening, one lucky chicken will get to have the Big Brother Experience. Sadly, that will involve taking it up the wrong'un from some publicity-seeking freak, but hey, that's showbusiness. They'll probably get Anthony Squirrel Thompson or whatever his name is to come in and cook it afterwards too.

Posted By: Partial Angler, May 18, 11:01:21