Kids got stupidly excited then ‘was that it?!’

“Why don’t they just have a siren like the Blitz?”

‘Because, son, then everyone gets the same warning at the same time. This way, they can text the Very Important People and Party Donors first, to give them a head start on the masses.’

(Got to foster cynicism at an early age!)

Posted By: CWC, Apr 24, 13:07:22