Then I asked to summarise in the style of a miserable person from Norfolk LOL:

Oi, you know what a B Movie is, right? It's those cheap films with no famous actors or good scenery that go straight to video. Loads of stars started out in these flicks, like Marilyn Monroe and Ronnie Reagan. Nowadays, even Johnny Depp and Simon Pegg are making them. But enough of that, let's talk about Norwich City. This season has been like one long B Movie. We can still make the playoffs, but I hope we don't get promoted because our squad is terrible and we've got no money. A few of us have been warning about the Club's problems, but Delia just wants to buy more shares. She's using us to cling onto her celebrity status. And don't even get me started on the lack of direction and leadership from the top. It's not good enough. We need some fresh finance and a new direction, but I doubt that will happen while Delia's in charge.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 17, 10:51:35