Ha, you wanna hear one that's even worse

I promise I know my audience when I do these.

I look for someone with their name badge lanyard on show

I go up to them with a pack of cards, get them to take a card from the pack, split the deck, put the card back in, shuffle the cards

Then I point at their lanyard and go

"Is that your card?"

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Mar 11, 21:08:27