Doddery old f**ker has had his life of fun jetting round the world with tons of kit and a battalion of crew annoying animals on our license fee. Staying in the finest hotels and being paid handsomely for it.
Now we're not allowed to have a week in Spain once a year.
Fuck you Attenborough.
And....... go!
Posted By: Captain Bligh, Mar 10, 16:53:03
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