Dear Diary

Sorry, I haven’t written for ages. To be honest, I’ve been too miserable to even think about it, but I have some BIG NEWS!!! Deansmith has been sacked!!!

AND

Although we have to face it that Daniel has gone 🥹 they’ve appointed the next best thing! 🥳 He’s a bit different to Daniel. His hair is a bit shorter and he wears a different coat. He also likes beer in the pub rather than coffee and cake on the sofa. But none of that matters because he has made us all happy again!

I have not been in the Wroth common room very much lately as I have felt so gloomy. I’ve been hanging round other places with my new friends. But I did pop back in and even Head Boy has now admitted I was right about Deansmith.

Mind you, I did overhear that slightly nerdy boy - the one who likes data (Statistical Compulsive Consumer) saying it was my fault Deansmith had stayed on so long. Apparently I should have made more of a fuss about it in assembly. The thing is, I’ve been bunking off assembly lately as it has been SO boring. Not any more! Can’t wait for the next one!

Right, I’m off to play Ode To Joy, then I’m going to pop into The Warwick x

Posted By: Bravo win or die, Jan 17, 13:29:17