be careful as this can lead to crushing disappointment

you're much better off taking a leaf out of the miserable arse's book by declaring the liquid in the glass to be not only half empty, but a load of s**te too.

Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 6, 10:31:10

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Bang on. Misery is the natural human state
Posted By: CB41, Jan 6, 11:32:10
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I think I'd prefer a half empty glass of shite than half full one.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 6, 10:40:14

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