The first valentine's pressie I bought my missus

Was a bog brush.

We've been together 20 years.

A gifted ear wax remover probably points to a healthy close relationship, and an ability to have a good natured laugh at/with each other.

You might just be dumping a soulmate being shallow and needy like that.......

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Dec 31, 22:15:24