As it's Christmas I've sent 3 wise men round to your place with gifts

Well they say they are wise men. Personally I'm not so sure, but hey ho.
No 1 brings Gold. Although from a distance the Gold Ring he claims to have for you looks more like a washer with some paint splashed on.
No 2 should have been some bloke called Frank Insense, but I think they got it wrong. Instead someone called Frankenstein is on his way. Scary bloke with a bolt in his neck.
No 3 is bringing myrrh, but frankly no-one knows what the hell that is. I got a whiff of it - smells more like Deep Heat! Oh well Happy Xmas.

Posted By: Saucerer, Dec 23, 20:59:42