Cardiff’s Christmas lunch XG thread pimped up a bit

[Key

xG - expected Gravy
xR - expected Roasties
xS - expected sprouts
xT - expected Turkey
xPIB - expected pigs in blankets
xC - expected cranberry
xRJ - if you’re a cranberry denier
xCP - expected Christmas pud

0 = none of that, 10 = I will be awash with it]

OG score:

xG - 9. Love gravy and it’s my contribution to the catering
xR - 6. Experience shows you shouldn’t overdo the roasties or there’s no room for other goodies
xS - 0. Fuck off you little green bastards
xT - 5. I prefer goose but we have too many people for anything but turkey. Turkey just a bit dull. Great vehicle for gravy though
xPIB - 10. I’m a pig for pigs
xC - 7. Love the sharp tang
xRJ - 0. Redcurrant jelly on Christmas lunch is an abomination before the Lord
xCP - 4. Would do better but I’m full!!

You?

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 21, 14:14:25