I love Christmas but I hate the run up to Christmas

Grumpy judges and stupid deadlines but it’s really the endless, endless parties. A year’s worth of socialising in a fortnight.

“My wife and I have asked a crowd of craps
To come and waste their time and ours - perhaps
You’d care to join us?”

Larkin knew.

If I’m offered another cocktail and smoked salmon blini I’m going to scream. So is my liver.

Aaarrghh. Please make it stop.

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 16, 23:12:05