Someone puts 3 sticks in the ground either end of some rock hard mud...

...nonce's all dressed in s**t clothes chuck a piece of leather at one set of the stick things...another nonce does he best to stop leather hitting sticks by using a larger piece of wood which he grips very tightly as he would like to imagine other men would grip his penis...

There's some sting around the outside of the ricdiculous large 'pitch'...if the leather object rolls over the string then the nonce with the large piece of wood gets "bore" runs...if the leather object goes over the string, directly from the nonce's large piece of wood without hitting the ground then they call that "dicks" runs...

It's all rather tiresome hence why everyone drinks so much...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, May 11, 10:29:10