Today's total bulls**t summary

For those of you who are gagging for some sort of whisper of activity from Carra Rud;

***J Johannson will sign on permanent deal To Norwich and will be announced in next few days. Keeper Paul Gallacher will also sign a new deal.

***Stan Lazaridis is on his way to Norwich City as is Duncan Ferguson.

***Norwich City shortlist fot the summer;
Greg Halford
Niel Danns
David Vaughan
Billy Jones
Dean Lewington
Lie Tie
Eddie Johnson

***Norwich: If anyone remembers I was the one who posted about Steve Foley being sacked about a week before he was sacked (I'm the one with the external sponsorship contract within the club, Now i am posting his replacements. Worthy's narrowed it down to two people but only one will get the Job. First is Billy Mercer, a 36 year old coach at Sheff Wed, second is Tim Flowers, ex-england goalkeeper now coaching at Man City. Another thing, this is just my personal opionon, Norwich should sack Worthington and appoint Steve Wigley, also coaching at Man City. Thanks for listening, everyone in the east!

OK, how many of you sad bastards were involved in making all this up?

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, May 10, 17:27:18