Keep clear of all windows.........

Keep hands clear of bottles , Glasses ,cigarettes etc

stand away from Furniture

loosen neck tie , un button coat , and any other restrictive clothing

Remove glasses and take out of pockets any sharp objects

Immediately on seeing the red flash of the nuclear explosion bend over and place your head between your legs

then kiss your arse Goodbye

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Oct 10, 17:19:55