went to a cafe to snag us two portions of scampi and chips for a lazy arsed takeaway evening meal and the woman says "would you like any sides with that?" so i asked what "sides" were and she said "well love, we've got gravy, onion gravy, curry sauce, mushy peas or vegan gravy".
warped
Posted By: Tombs, Sep 28, 20:30:00
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