Interview for post of ITFC manager

Sheepshanks: We're looking for someone who can conduct extra-marital affairs in secrecy for a number of months, but get found out in the end. How does that sit with you?
Candidate: Well, I've managed it for years at all my previous clubs, both as a player and manager, so I'm more than hapopy with that. Will it be in my contact?
Sheepshanks: You've got the job.

Posted By: duke of york, Jun 10, 16:05:11