Gonna die with my boots on tonight...

[striding in wearing Village People cop outfit]

"alright boys, playtime's over, break it up. don't make me get physical"

[stretches arms]

"I'm not really in a lot of groupchats except the one where I do gay roleplays with my handsome male mutuals"

[scratches balls]

"I need shooters that are committed to defending me to a degree that makes me uncomfortable"

[SCC, USAC, Old Git, Old Splat and Norwaay get redder in the face, veins popping from their skin]

"chortle, chortle, chortle"

[cue head explosions everywhere]

"I love the smell of smush brains in the morning"

Posted By: ChengdeCanary, Sep 13, 20:47:36