It’s ok. You just sound like someone who is on holiday for the first time.

And it’s only a virgin cruise. Not even one of the posh ones. And you don’t realise the ‘free bottle’ was priced in with the salmonella.

Then again, Americans only get about 9 days annual leave a year, so they can’t have 5-6holidays like us limeys.

Enjoy the moscato, you old vulgarian arriviste.

Posted By: ChengdeCanary, Sep 11, 02:04:33