One of the AB Axioms of Life - if you're gonna do pork, for goodness sake do good pork.

The other main one is that you can only really determine the quality of a hotel from the quality of it's bog-roll.

It might be a five-star palace, but if the bog-roll is rough, that's one s**tty hotel right there.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 9, 10:34:54