I remember a curry house on the Oxford Rd not far South of the Centre...

This was in about 1980 I recall. All it sold was (supposedly) chicken curry. However, you could choose from 5 sauces

Medium (only total wimps had this)
Hot
Very Hot
Killer
Suicide

If you opted for Suicide sauce (and ate the food) you were given a free t shirt which you picked up after your stay in the Infirmary. Expect Angel di Maria's wife just failed to win the shirt. That'll be why she's ****** off with Manchester.

Posted By: Saucerer, Aug 24, 14:42:34