I love the Tom and Jerry scenario this conjures up

"Martyn Coe was about to tuck into his dinner at his home in Overstrand when he noticed the foreign object."

There's Martyn sitting at his table, knife and fork in hand, licking his salivating lips, knapkin tucked into his collar, and Mrs Coe, (dramatic licence used here, as it sounds like Martyn lives alone and eats directly from plastic containers, possibly) presents him with his dinner and he stabs the fork in, and with a theatrical double take, he spies the offending blue plastic thing...

Or even better would be he is pictured with a blue plastic thing shape in his neck after he actually ate it.

Posted By: McGill, Aug 23, 18:25:49