give the goalie two minutes worth of f**king about time

put a sensor in his head (i dunno just drill it in like a dog has it's microchip bunged in, the technology is available off the shelf) and one in the ball. when the ball is out of play and within 5 meters of the keeper, the clock start using up his two minutes. once he's used them all up the ball explodes and everyone has to go home. it might come across as a sledgehammer to crack a nut at first but eventually goalies will start doing their job and leave the f**k arseing around s**thousery for their days off.

Posted By: Tombs, Aug 22, 15:50:54