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I would live to take issue with your designation of Brighton as the "c**t relocation capital of England".

Your argument falls down on two crucial points.

1. Brighton is a vibrant, enervating city, with a strong cultural life epitomised by the festival that takes place every year. It is an open, friendly place, where people of all races, nationalities, sexualities and genders integrate almost seamlessly, creating an atmosphere unlike any other town in England.

It has two good universities, a beautiful sea front, a rich history, excellent clubs and numerous creative, intelligent and attractive people, and is the only place in England where I can say I would be happy to live.

2. Mike lives in Worthing.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, May 8, 00:29:38