was once up in buxton outside a camping store waiting for my son to buy a raincoat

didn't go in because i had my fenton with me so we stayed in the shop porch avoiding the rain when a well presented lady in white trousers came tripping down the street out of greggs sporting a sausage roll at the high port. to dodge the rain she hit an inside track line into black's store porch by me which was tiled and went arse over tit. my fenton swooped and scooped up her errant sausage roll and wolfed it down. woof, f**king jackpot!

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 27, 20:55:02