Lots of people

Decided buying a boat was the answer to not being able to go on all inclusive Benidorm holidays for the last couple of years.
The rivers are full of the bastards at the moment. Shaven headed fat tattooed specimens going too fast blasting out s**t music or having noisy barbecues with their shirtless sun ripened fat mates and squawking partners.

Then there's f**king paddle boarders. Did anyone not buy a paddle board in the last 2 years? Kayaking and canoeing I totally get. That's a proper way to enjoy the water. Standing up and wobbling whilst getting in everyone's way is not.

Some stupid f**kers had to be dissuaded from launching them at Wisbech recently where 6 knot tides and the odd ship are the norm.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Jul 18, 16:55:37