I have a joke along those lines, certain type of humour like

Two guys are on a business trip to Pittsburgh. One of the them gets the tickets at the airport. He walks up to the attendant and says, "Can I get two pickets to Tittsburgh?" and gets a black eye

He goes back over ad his mate says, "who gave you that black eye?"

"Man, I just asked that lady if I could get two pickets to Tittsburgh by accident."

After laughing his head off, his mate goes "Oh that's called a Freudian slip..That's when you're brain and your tongue get jumbled-up and you say something pretty embarrassing.

It happened to me just the other night at the dinner table with my wife. I wanted to say, 'Would you please pass the butter?' and I ended up saying , "You f**king b***h, you've ruined my life."

Posted By: pants, May 4, 17:12:54