I see pants has been on the cider

If I didn’t know him better I’d think he’d been reading Larkin -

“ Tonight we dine without the Master
(Nocturnal vapours do not please);
The port goes round so much the faster,
Topics are raised with no less ease –
Which advowson looks the fairest,
What the wood from Snape will fetch,
Names for pudendum mulieris,
Why is Judas like Jack Ketch?”

Anyway, I don’t think that’s banter, I think it’s puerile and risks offending female members of thus community. So there.

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 29, 10:00:17