Nonsense. Musk is not going to announce his twitter purchase

It’s going to be his purchase of the mighty Norwich.

With his 45 bills of funding we’re going to become the bestest team ever. Newcastle are gonna feel so tinpot.

And Elon is going to fly over to watch every game in his magic space rocket. They’ll probably give free leccy cars to season ticket holders, and we’ll all wave big fistfuls of Benjamin Franklins at opposing fans.

Mega bucks. Truculent green back motherf**ks.

Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 25, 19:50:33