ding dong, plop

my new blue BRITISH passport dropped on the doormat just now. i couldn't give a s**t if it's burgundy, blue, pink, sunburst orange, teal or rainbow with unicorns it's just a poncy id card travel document. it does have a snazzy little window on the first page though that makes a little hologram of my fizzog on the second page and I look like a f**king hologrammic thug which is quite nifty. so there's that.

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 22, 09:31:27

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