When I was at school, our rather prim maths teacher allowed us all to each tell a joke

as it was nearly the end of term.

My friend James piped up.

"Mum, Is Raquel Welch a robot?"

"No, darling - why do you ask?"

"Because Dad says he wants to screw her arse off".

James was asked to leave the classroom.

Posted By: norwaay, Apr 13, 10:48:02