the thing is toddington cantwell is being targeted wrongly and unfairly imHo

when it is clearly evident to one and all that the one person that represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with society (and the music industry) is a young man called edward from suffolk. people would do well to channel all their pent up bilious raging hate and frustration over what is lacking in their everyday lives toward the way of the vile suffolk edward who has been legitimised by the courts.

make no mistake ladies and gentlemen, he is the real enemy here. we must put aside the distractions of fey tousle haired charlatans that have forsaken our righteous cause and contrive a plan to counter the real evil that borders us before we are subsumed by it. evil thrives when good men do nothing.

at this point i'd like to use my forearm to sweep everything off of the wrath kitchen table and unfold a giant 1:50,000 topographic ordnance survey map of east angular and swiftly smooth it out and use a red sharpie, assorted condiments and forks to illustrate our tactics to invade suffolk and manoeuvre swiftly to encircle and deliver a crushing defeat to the vile evil axis of edward. gentlemen, are thee with me or, are thee but a kneeling coward?

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 8, 09:32:51