had a nice drop of herb crusted haddocks for me dinner

got it off the fish man that comes round in his van, i say fish man he's not an actual half man half fish because whatever combination of 50% man 50% fish you came up with would make van driving difficult. even if it was a vertical split he wouldn't be able to change gears with his fins let alone tail brake. spoilt for choice with the old mobile fishmen round here now, there's literally 4 that rock up within a 4 mile radius every week plus the funny old fish and chip van dude that bowls up on a wednesday, he's always good for a rant, tonight's offering was "i heard on the radio that ploughman's lunch is banned you can't say that no more, now it's ploughpersons f**king lunch, what a load of s**t, that'll be ten pounds fifty please".

Posted By: Tombs, Mar 30, 20:08:28