Have decided to set myself up as the new Qanon

Inspired by our resident board conspiracy theorist. Looks like a piece of piss. Pump out a load of meaningless drivel and then just let the morons around the world go to work. Reckon I can flog a load of hats, T-shirts, slippers off the back of it. Hmm, maybe not slippers.

Been thinking hard about the name. First I thought of Ranon. Cos I’m gonna be one better than Q you see. Clever no? But then I thought some joker (probably off of on of here) would just come up with Sanon. And then where would I be? Nowhere, that’s where.

So I’ve just got to go directly to end game, and snap up Zanon while I can.

Posted By: Under soil heating, Mar 30, 07:52:46