David Baddiel did a stand up gag about how he used to go to the science museum after

school and they'd be a machine there where you'd ask questions about an animal, and after so long the machine would make a guess at what animal you are describing, and if it wasn't there, you could add your own, so he'd add his own and call the aminal a c**t

So he went there every night adding in his own definitions and the machine saying "is it a tiger?" or "is it a giraffe" until he added another c**t to the list

Said he would love to be there for that lovely family outing where some nice primary school children are being shown this machine only for the machine to say "Is it a c**t?"

:)

Posted By: pants, May 2, 16:08:00