And then these aliens had me up on their ship, right? They was probing me and all that.

Now this alien had a big head and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me. I said, "What do you want from me, alien?!" and do you know what he said?

NELLIE
Tree-fitty.

THOMAS
Uh. Let me tell the damn story now! He said, "tree-fitty." And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien, it was that God-damned Loch Ness monster again, trying to trick me into giving him tree-fitty by dressing up like an alien. Don't that just beat all?!

NELLIE
I had just given him tree-fitty the week before.

THOMAS
What?! You gave that monster another damn tree-fitty?!

NELLIE
He tricked me.

THOMAS
Well no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house! You keep giving it tree-fitty!

Posted By: pants, May 2, 11:56:05