New Canary Experience for sale (How to become a True fan) ?99.99

Come along for a great day out at FCR, you receive a tour of the ground with a Worthy Inner, followed by Dinner with Worthy, he will then proceed to tell you how great he is & what a wonderful job he has done since becoming Manager. Barry Skipper then gives you a speech explaining how society has gone wrong & football fans in general are nurse beaters. You will then have a lemmings brain transplanted & get passed back to a Worthy inner who will show you how to sit still for 90 minutes without moving or speaking. After this the academy players will do a lap of honour with Worthy milking the applause aimed at the said players, you will then be given a certificate stating that you are now a true fan. You then go home say nothing, do nothing & have a picture of Nigel Worthington permanently fixed to your wall. A great experience for 75% of Norwich fans!!

Posted By: lovely old job, May 2, 11:20:15