Had a hilarious chat with a friend the other night (who's a Saints fan):

I sent him my reports (all three of 'em) and asked them what he thought. He said he'd really enjoyed them.

Then when we left the pub, I was saying that I felt sorry for Hooze after the QPR game - I may have slated him on a website, I said, but he didn't deserve to be barracked by the crowd like that - "at least he tries", I said.

"He's probably seen your reports, and it's wrecked his confidence", he said. "You've wrecked his career. Sleep easy, Gareth."

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 29, 18:56:36