Pete Doherty

"If you think those pictures of Doherty in today's Sun are bad, think again. Like Doherty's talent, they barely scrape the surface.

HM's favourite mag 'The Word' set off to do a piece on the scaggywag the other week and their hack arrived at his house to find a scene of such total carnage that it made Whitney Houston's gaff look like a brochure for the Beverly Wiltshire.

The worst thing was his insistence on everyone taking their shoes off before crossing the threshold. Which wouldn't have been so bad had Word's fragrant writer not missed a hypodermic needle sticking out of the carpet by a fraction of a millimetre.

Still, the blood and needle on top of the cistern made a nice change from Glade Plug-Ins. Un-smiley face times a million.

Fuck Forever? Fuck off forever morelike. Read the piece next month - it is ace."

Holy Moly

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 11:26:45