How will you weed out the c**ts though

You'll need a questionnaire. Something like

Dear _____BILLIONAIRE____NAME______

I notice that you're a Billionaire. Well Done You.

We have a football club which badly needs investment. However we are a community club and wish to avoid going down the actual killers route. Please can you therefore answer the following pre-screening questions.

- I have personally ordered the murder and dismemberment of journalists Y/N/Unsure

- I have power in a regime which locks people up for being born different to how I think everyone should be born Y/N/Unsure

- I have deep connections to the Yakuza/Russian or Albanian mafias/industrial use of child labour Y/N/Unsure

- I command a private military/paramilitary force Y/Y but I rarely use it/N/Unsure

- Tiebreaker: your favourite My Little Pony character is ___________

Your sincerely,

Mr James Ward

Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 27, 20:05:12