Chris Morris: I'm sitting opposite a man, he knows nothing. He talks all the time, the result is he's a trenchant buffoon, he has no idea how to present television shows, he looks ridiculous in that fashion-wear, he swans around all the time hoping that people will recognise him, when in fact no-body's even remotely interested, he's taken up enough of this show already and he hasn't even opened his mouth, god knows why he's here, I've nothing to ask the guy, and for all I know he may well be a bit of a cocoa shunter too.
Darcus Howe: What's a cocoa shunter?
Chris Morris: Err, sorry, that's the introduction to Robert Elms. Do you know Robert Elms? I've just read out the introduction to Robert Elms.
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